Tuesday, January 22, 2019

1/22/19

Thanks to the remoteness of their South Pacific Island, Santa Claus never got around to Christmas with the Seebees until about mid-January and by then he was ready to ditch the red velvet costume, shave his beard and enjoy a little sunshine himself!
Angelica had been warned of tiger sharks in the area, but little did she know that her friends were referring to her host and owner of the boat Alan Haggard, who had a thing for animal prints...!
File photo of the cake Jennifer baked and iced for her family's Easter celebration. Unfortunately, between the direct sunlight and her considerable bangs, she never made it all the way off the back patio before tripping and wearing most of it!

3 comments:

Shawny said...

Aside from her cake decorating skills, Jennifer’s pride came from the fact that the famous crop duster scene in Noth by Northwest had been filmed just across the highway from her new tract home.

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I'm pretty certain amazing canapés and cocktails are being served on Captain Haggard's yacht...nonetheless, I think I'd be happier just peeling a banana on Christmas Island.

Poseidon3 said...

I think you're right. The one on Santa's lap has a decided Jeffrey Hunter thing going on... "Great Carmen Miranda, Batman!"