6/22/15

After viewing a few of his better paint-by-numbers attempts, patroness of the arts Roberta Ross told Cliff he really ought to do an exhibit, but he misunderstood what she meant and began to peel off his clothing!

After two minutes and forty-seven seconds of screaming "Marco... " yet not receiving any response at all, Amy figured she ought to see why Duane had apparently given up on the game.

Ruben was unquestionably the light of his mother Gladys' life. He was also the light of her living room, dining room and breakfast nook, but thankfully she had another one for her bedroom and bath...

Byron didn't so much question the idea that Santa Claus was going to be coming down the chimney, but he did wonder if maybe they ought to pull open the screen in order to facilitate his entrance to the den.

Rowena raised an eyebrow or two when she became the first person in Newmarket, New Hampshire to place her cat on a tether with collar, but she needn't have bothered. She and Tuggles were so close, she rarely ever let his feet touch the ground!

And so, as par for the course, Rona Dawn's mother-in-law Joy made a big to-do about offering to dry on a night when they'd had fried chicken and pan gravy. She often volunteered to wash if they had simple things like sandwiches for supper...