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Weary of the utterly unglamorous atmosphere of St. Caroline's weekly fish fry, Edna enlisted the help of her nieces Sheila and Karyn to add a touch of elegance to the sub-basement cafeteria/bingo hall.

It certainly took some doing, including a second mortgage on his condo, but Steve finally possessed the vehicle that would ensure his position of "resident stud"at The Gilded Lotus Townhomes & Condominium complex...

And so yet another, otherwise dull, family get-together was saved when Hyrta Hellenbach gave in and performed her long-dormant Whirling Cognac dance routine...

Thanks to plenty of hard work and a diet rich in organically grown fruits and vegetables, Li'l Abner and Daisy Mae Yokum managed to retain their enviable physiques long past middle age and into their senior years (though, oddly, their fashion sense never evolved...)

Regardless of his diminutive size, Leonard "Baby Face" Thompson was actually a force to be reckoned with and with the aid of his trusty canine Grippo, no locally-run lemonade stand was beyond his influence...

The Parkers were one of Middletown's most progressive families, eagerly welcoming their divorced son Al's new male partner into the fold. However, until such time when marriage between men would become legal, little Kevin would refer to his new step-dad as "Uncle John."

Humm Darkmonth rounded up his first collection of Earth specimens to take back to his home planet of Westarvia, though he had his doubts that Cindy Marie (far left) was going to be able to adapt to the lack of food available to her in her new surroundings...