Wednesday, August 13, 2014

8/13/14

The arrival of little Trina into The Bitmore's home caused no small amount of consternation for Bertram, who, in only one of his many trials, lost a favored spot on his owner's lap. As a result, Trina's mother was left to wonder why her newborn somehow always seemed to wet herself on the outside of her baby clothes!
The eleventh time proved to be the last straw for Chip as he was forced to listen once again to how Jerry almost caught the foul ball that Catfish Hunter knocked into the stands at Oakland-Alameda Coliseum...
Though Gypsy intended from the start to share her birthday cake with her owners, the darn thing tasted so good that by the time she'd finished her first three bites, all that remained was the little ring of frosting around the perimeter of where the layers once stood!
Though it had been on his "bucket list" for years, when the day finally came for Allan to venture out into the Bronzed Hills Nudist Colony, he was beyond tentative (and suffered from two pulled biceps the following morning!)
All the delicious Christmas treats and all the delightful gifts in the world couldn't get Sherilyn to shake off the feeling that something amiss was brewing behind her back between her husband Mike and her mother Trixie.
Though the occasional visitor might scoff or sneer, Howie thought his decision to mask the TV antennas by placing them inside a deer statuette was sheer genius!  And after all, it was only in the summer months, when tree foliage was at an all-time high, that he had any trouble picking up channel 5.

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