Friday, December 20, 2013

12/20/13

Monica's parents promised her that if she brought home straight A's that semester, they would treat her to a getaway with a warm pool surrounded by palm trees, but in the final analysis, she had to admit she felt shafted...
Of Millicent's many dolls, none was more favorite than the life-size Grannie Grunt who, with only eight D batteries, could complain about the temperature of the room, ask Millicent if she'd been going to church and even leave a remarkably lifelike stain on the armchair when she got up!
Velvadeen liked to wait for her tires to be rotated by sitting on the porch of the Sugar Bowl Cafe, leafing through the latest issue of Better Curds and Gravies.
Everyone in Willow Springs enjoyed a good party, but Maxine took the term BYOB to an entirely different level and made every occasion a smash!
For months, Sandy had been begging Earl for a new Amana Radarange, but her pleas always fell on deaf ears.  Now here they were about to celebrate Tony Jim's parole and had no way to cook the devilled ham casserole or even the tater tots to go with...
Mama Berley knew that in order to keep her son's strong, she had to keep the food a'comin'!  Bruno and Chet, however, knew that some of her more cardboard-like dishes went down a lot better with a dollop of Karo Syrup on top.

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