Wednesday, December 18, 2013

12/18/13

By far, Tad and Skipper's favorite part of touring the ruins of Pompeii was the moment when they started digging (against the express orders of the guide) and came up with the remains of little Antonius.
Jeff never minded posing for a picture with Suzanne except in this one instance, when the bottom of her little get-up was filled with doo-doo instead of air!
It was after Tommy's unfortunate run-in with Friendly the Snowman that all future snowpeople in Sandusky were ordered to be built with no arms, the trend eventually spreading throughout neighboring counties and states.
Everything always went swell at the Honey Bee Post Office unless some joker wanted to ship a package that was bigger than 8" x 8" and couldn't be shoved through the window for weighing purposes.  In those cases, Jeanette the postmistress simply had to guess what to charge before loading up the donkey cart and sending the mail off to Cumberland.
Oh, how Jerry hated days like this, when coming home from work meant having to decide who's chicken cacciatore was better; his overbearing mother Cecilia's or his pregnant and over-emotional wife Tessa's...
If Sandra insisted that he go #2 on this contraption, Huey was all for it, but expecting him to hit that little jar from 16" and - in that position - for a urine sample was simply asking too much!

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