9/9/13

Mary Sue pulled out all the stops to impress her husband's boss with a spectacular Christmas dinner, complete with spiritual hymns on the phonograph.  Unfortunately, she had no clue that Mr. Irving Metzelbaum was in fact Jewish...

Beatrice forgot to keep blinking during the sixth and seventh applications of Final Net and, as a result, had to rely on Natalie to usher her around the party.

Thanks to yet another over-zealous Cincinnati weather report, which called for two to three inches of snow, Diane's store was sold clean out of bread and milk and, well, most everything else!

In her first public appearance since getting an entire pack of Wrigley's Spearmint Gum caught in her hair, Joanie seemed to be fully accepted by Trish, but Ronnie remained skeptical...

An early publicity still of the once-famous Cow Pattie Quartet, a tap group that played to hordes of VFW parties, family reunions, steel mill grill-outs and, as in this instance, barn-raisings.

Against all warnings, Charmaine continued to date Cliff, enjoying a blissful, passionate experience right up until the day he lived up to his name and pushed her off of one!