1/31/19

Long before it was considered trendy to do so, Gloria decided to "go green" by recycling a pair of her denim jeans that had seen better days into a sexy new two-piece swimsuit!

Irv loved to take out his wife Francine and her sisters Becky and Alicia to see various nightclub acts, but Alicia had grown tired of trying to get a good view of the stage when she was invariably seated behind Francine at the table...

His high pressure job kept Richard more than busy, but he insisted that Janet and Timmy gather with him on the sofa once a week in order to spend family time watching Kung Fu.

1/29/19

It took the better part of two days, but Hugh (aka - "Captain Smooth") was able to arrange all his record albums in order of romantic success. The top shelf could break down the walls of resistance, the middle shelf led to seduction and the bottom shelf was filled with great rhythms!

Alexander wanted to build his tan "all over" before his upcoming pleasure trip to Brazil, but it became an issue trying to fit into the small rectangle of sun that was afforded his condo balcony while also avoiding the prying eyes of his neighbor, Miss Pruntackle...

The early days of Jerry ventriloquist act were lean and unsuccessful indeed. It wasn't until about two and a half years after this, when he added his dummy pal Larry that things really fell into place...

1/24/19

Louella knew that the folks on her story couldn't see her back, but she still wanted to be dressed and ready for the daytime nuptials of Steffanie and Allan...

Kenny's sisters Eloise, Vonda Jean and Carol were excited to be invited over for a cookout, but didn't realize he was going to impress them into service, sorting through a stack of files he'd brought home from the office, one of which contained a certain tax figure he needed...

In the waning years after his one Top 100 hit, Big Richard used to settle down in the recliner and listen to the stereo playing his own composition, "Good Golly, Miss Polly" and its B-side, "Whole Lotta Quakin'."

1/22/19

Thanks to the remoteness of their South Pacific Island, Santa Claus never got around to Christmas with the Seebees until about mid-January and by then he was ready to ditch the red velvet costume, shave his beard and enjoy a little sunshine himself!

Angelica had been warned of tiger sharks in the area, but little did she know that her friends were referring to her host and owner of the boat Alan Haggard, who had a thing for animal prints...!

File photo of the cake Jennifer baked and iced for her family's Easter celebration. Unfortunately, between the direct sunlight and her considerable bangs, she never made it all the way off the back patio before tripping and wearing most of it!

1/17/19

Sharon was all set to host the very first meeting of The Daughters of Raleigh charity group, but her husband Del thought she was coming on a little strong and should lose either the hat, the gloves or the podium...

Elsie struggled to keep Mark and Damon from throwing her in the pool. She'd have fought even harder had she known they were actually shooting for the wall on the opposite side of it!

Jerome considered the period of 8:30pm to 9:00pm "golden time" as there was nothing on TV her liked and it gave him a chance to ring up his buddy Carlton and catch up on all the day's scintillating gossip!

1/15/19

No matter how many times she'd endured it, Ventura could never understand was took Dale so long to get ready... She was dressed and prepared to leave while he dilly-dallied in the bathroom and she was petrified that Claghorn's was going to run out of stone crab before they got there.

Betty Jean never could stand her old pool man Nestor so, once her husband, who'd initially hired him was deceased, she took matters into her own hands and began using Phillip instead.

Shantal adored the new art piece she'd gotten as a present from her latest beau Antonio, but it didn't really go with anything in her bedroom except her satin pajamas, so she began to think about repainting...

1/10/19

She took four weeks to fully make up her mind, but in the end Veronique determined that the discount eyeliner she picked up at SuperX was every bit as effective as the designer brand she had previously been purchasing from Elder-Beerman.

One thing Andy Dockerty disliked about his last name was that he always wound up seated behind Terrence Crackworthy during the alphabetical seating in lifeboat drills aboard the U.S.S. Bottomdrop...

One of the downsides of Kent, Jerry and Howard all going in on one motorbike together was that during instances when they all wanted to head somewhere at the same time, it could be not only crowded but also tough to stay balanced on the road!

1/8/19

And so it was that Frank and Freddie faced the same problem with their towel on the beach as they did with the bedsheets at home... not enough for both of them!

Clay desperately wanted to have his way with Ernestine right there in her living room, but he still bore painful memories of the last time he tried it and slid off her new couch onto the floor...

Private Peters and Private Fallis were dared to go to the camp shower room, spy on the Major through a crack in the aluminum and then report back to the gang what they saw...

1/3/19

G.W., Jon and Clayton each thought they had a real shot at scoring the cowboy spot for The Village People auditions, but they weren't counting on Randy Jones sporting ass-less chaps during his song while they all kicked back in the green room awaiting their turn at bat...

Alexander thought he really had a great invention when he came up with the pool lounger that simultaneously dried one's wet hair after a dip, but one too many short circuits (usually when kids jumped in) led to an early demise of the Aire-O-Float.

Holster's held their annual Miss Big Gun pageant and here we find 2nd runner-up Bonnie Barker, who missed the top spot by only a close shave...

12/1/19

Happy New Year

from Krazy Kaptions!

Amanda was happy enough to pose for a quick snapshot, but in the back of her mind was how all the crab claws were likely to be gobbled up if she and Herman were any later than ten minutes to the Jaycee's New Year's Eve bash.

Stan didn't really want to be at the Fabricator's Union New Year's Eve party, but Jill liked to get dolled up and attend. He was "requested" to smile for this quick shot if he intended to have any sort of happy 1977...

The Bernsteins ran out of champagne saucers just before Jessica got any so she improvised the best she could at midnight.

BONUS PIC: Although his heart was in the right place, Bernie eventually realized that with a trumpet, a flag, a tambourine and other items, he'd really overdone it with the props, leaving his turn as Baby New Year a considerable misfire...