Thursday, May 11, 2017

5/11/17

Though it took some time, Bangles finally became used to bathtime in the washing machine, the spin cycle notwithstanding, but getting dried off still presented a certain degree of reticence!
And so what ought to have been a happy birthday for Ralph became a bitter afternoon of contention because he invited 15 additional friends to swing by for cake, but Harriet only had 16 forks, which meant that one of them wasn't going to be able to have some...
Barney couldn't wait to get dolled up in his Scottish garb for Haggis Day at the 3M company office complex, but before he left the house, Bernice insisted upon checking to see if he was indeed a true Scotsman that morning.

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

I see London. I see France.
I see Barney's underpants...

...and some fabulous curtains that clash with the wallpaper!

Poseidon3 said...

And I don't know if Bernice realizes it yet, but the carpet DEFINITELY doesn't match the drapes in this instance...!