8/31/15

Of all nights, Tracee had to pick this one to burn her hand on her curling iron, preventing her from rolling her bangs the way Donna, Debi and Sandi did, but nevertheless all the gals had a blast at the Ratt concert.

All the residents of Slickham County said that rain on a wedding day was "lucky," but they may not have had in mind Connie's outdoor nuptials in which the ground turned to mire and mud pies caked to the bottom of her prairie gown (complete with iron-on lace detailing...)

Anytime a new hand (such as Donnie) was hired on at the Double-B Ranch, Roscoe liked to have him over to his office for a three-finger shot of Jim Beam and find out what he was made of.

Hortense was delighted by her new beach ensemble, picked up at the duty free store on the way to Venezuela, but found out the hard way that the severe South American sun could still make its way through the pinholes of her hat and her cover up!

All the other ladies at Helpmann Haus held a secret ballot and decided that Freda has the most attractively polished doorknob in the building, so she was gifted with this bouquet and had her name published in the monthly newsletter!

And so in that one startling moment as his mommy Julie Anne was dressing for lunch, Samuel was made to understand the marvelous usage, spatial displacement and cosmetic benefits of control-top pantyhose...