8/10/15

And so after this third incident, Patricia decided it was definitely high time she wrote a letter to the makers of EZ-Fold sun chairs and demanded at least one of three things:  a refund, a retraction of their advertising claims or reimbursement for her two trips to the E/R and one to Walt's Fabricating, where he sawed through a support beam to free her!

Though it was a big job taking care of Marvin, who was in the 0.001 percentile for length and weight, he generally remained a good-natured infant who only cried when his bottle was empty or his diaper became too full.

The Bernbraus celebrated the holidays in their typical style, though Arnold kept his distance from the candle centerpiece. Two years earlier, he'd scorched his forehead lighting it, but was happy to finally have his eyebrows back in full flower. 

Thus, it was finally revealed why Mr. Togglebrest had burned through three rolls of film from his upstairs window while Dixie and the boys went swimming. From that distance, he thought she was sporting a topless bathing suit!

Cherise took one look at the diminutive blind date that showed up at her door and nearly opted out of going with him. Fortunately, he'd brought along a lovely nosegay of flowers for her and treated her to a delightful dinner at Booster's Roadside Cafe, so she was even considering a second outing with him.

Because their elaborate and challenging tightrope routine was too dangerous to practice back at the big top, The Fabulous Galendas often worked out the early kinks of the program down by the water, making it less dangerous if one of them were to fall.