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| Cora could tell within the first few seconds of this call from her sister Myrtle that the conversation was going to require one more shot of Wild Turkey than usual in her collectible jelly jar glass. |
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| With the Ft. Tanflank talent competition only 16 hours away, Buster and Gary needed to squeeze in as much rehearsal time as possible if they wanted to place. |
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| Kehough required Mary Jo to ride on the back of his cycle in this exact position in order to obscure the fact that he preferred not to wear pants while driving... |
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| Rufus and Snowball always dreaded dress-up time at their owner Cami's house. It was their second least favorite bit of "play time" just behind "Attack of the Giant Bunny Rabbit." |
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| Jiminy could never understand two things about his owner Meredith. A) why did she so often run out of his food and B) what in the hell was taking so long to get back when Walgreen's was just down the block?! |
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| And thus began the first church-sponsored series of birthday party strip-o-grams, though Melvin couldn't help but feel that the experience paled in comparison to what he'd seen at all his buddies' more salacious celebrations. |
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