6/28/18

Annette's parents began to realize that they spoiled her this Christmas so instead of letting her play with everything they'd purchased for her, they gave her one toy a day to enjoy while all the rest lay droolingly out of reach...

Having already witnessed The Village People steal their thunder and take the music industry by storm, their far less known predecessors, The Borough People, opted for an edgier sound and more rough-hewn looks, though it was to no commercial avail.

It was such a hot one the day that Johnny and Frank met Doug at the pier that the two visitors didn't even take time to change into their suits and plunged in wearing only their underpants!

6/26/18

Then, just like that, Rabbit Hash Community Players ended their run of "Brigadoon" and prepared for the next epic on the schedule, "Oliver!"

Myrleen loved hanging out on sweltering days with her husband Bert and the kids in their family pool and the best part was that she never even wound up getting her bathing suit top wet...

Rodney knew when he got home from school and saw two purses in the living room that Aunt Bernice was visiting and that dinner was going to be uncharacteristically wonderful that evening!

6/21/18

Some of the neighbors were more than wary of Sabrina, The Pre-Teen Witch, but her parents were certainly grateful to her for, with just the slightest twitch, she was able to turn their trusty old black & white television into one that broadcast in living color!

And so it was that Stefanie determined what she'd expected for weeks now. Her recently purchased Tussy underarm deodorant was not doing the trick the way that Secret had and it was beginning to affect her social life.

Arthur wanted to take part in all the exercises and calisthenics that his father Bob did, yet seeing as how repeated headstands had seemingly worn away Bob's hair, he thought twice about heading down that same road himself...

6/19/18

It was to Carol Rice Henkins' credit that she could still muster a smile after the prior week's incident in which a front wheel came off during a turn, causing her to chip a tooth...!

Mona and Vivian were stoked about their "girls trip" to Cabo San Lucas and were certain to pack not only one dazzling tropical shirt after another, but also three wigs apiece!

Once Snow White married Prince Charming, things became a little unglued around the dwarfs' house. Six of the seven began to act out with drinking and sexual shenanigans (Sleepy wanted no part of it and took many naps...)

6/14/18

Veronica was more than impressed that Jerrold had gotten ready after work for their friends' wedding at Quick-Lube, his place of business, without even a hint of axle grease anywhere on his tuxedo!

Arvide was delighted at the lunch that his cousin Gertrude put out for him during his mid-day visit, but he couldn't help wondering what on earth she was going to eat...

Cynthia didn't only want her two front teeth for Christmas, she also wanted her mother Gloria to start showing her how to go through two cans of White Rain hairspray per week!

6/12/18

And so a potentially delightful day at the beach was spoiled because Kirk refused to turn over his pail and shovel to Freddie at the promised time...

RARE color file photo from the short-lived DuMont Network kiddie show "Cockla, Fran and Ollie," which was cancelled after six episodes - despite high ratings - when Fran tugged a bit too hard on Cockla's nose during one of the sketches...

Anita Jo was so excited to finally be invited back to local singer Melville Cressley's parent's home for Christmas that she ran through an entire can of Final Net while preparing her up-'do!

6/7/18

Walter had always been extraordinarily skeptical of Pierre's alleged abilities with voodoo and offered to serve as an example of it during a late-night weekend party. Visitation was the following Tuesday evening with services Wednesday afternoon...

The Dazzling Diegos had quite an act going with their weightlifting skills until one day when their circus cohort Coochie (of "Coochie and the Coo-Coos") tickled Don in the wrong spot and he dropped the weight on his instep...

Denise was thrilled with her new blouse, but she never even got to try it on because her brother Terry had ruined his own shirt changing the oil in his Chevy right before the birthday dinner and he asked if he could wear it instead!

6/5/18

Having been invited to what she thought would be a wonderful afternoon party, Evangeline was stunned to find that The Kublicks were in fact die-hard minimalists. So she took the only chair in their living room and watched everyone else scramble for the small plate of canapés and Dixie cups of lemonade.

It was so windy on Mt. Hood that Arch began to become slightly aroused, but Bernie didn't want it to show in their snapshots they were sending back home during their vacation tour!

Angie had no idea what she was in for when she agreed to sit with little Lucifer while his parents John & Mia headed out for an evening on the town.