Thursday, September 1, 2016

9/1/16

A couple of days after she hollered at him for rollerskating on her sidewalk, Teddy decided to creep up onto Mrs. Nettlebaum's porch and leave her a nasty surprise. Unfortunately for him, he was the one who got surprised when he backed into one of her prized cacti!
The stress of his first day back to school was multiplied by six when Archie's mother washed his linen dress slacks in hot water and then dried them in their new Kenmore. He tried in vain all day to pass them off as shorts...
It was an arduous journey over rugged and treacherous terrain, but at last anthropologists Howard and Marge Livingston (and their son Bud) located the fabled Mud People of the Amazonian Rainforest.

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