Monday, February 16, 2015

2/16/15

Brenda had wished and waited all her life for a Prince Charming to come and sweep her off her feet and just as she was beginning to think that somehow it may not happen, there was Filbert...
At first glance, it might seem like this was the best birthday party little Tracy ever had, until you realize that Tracy is in the black blouse with lace trim and that her "friend" Christy had decided to commandeer the cake for this picture.
Weeks of landscaping work had left Gary with some seriously uneven tan lines so he headed to the beach on Saturday with 100 spf on his forearms and butter flavor Crisco on his shoulders and chest in order to try to balance things out!
And so an otherwise uneventful day at the beach for Bobbie and Myron was changed forever when they happened to be swallowed by a rogue whale!
The previous hour and sixteen minutes of the party had been nothing but a dull, dreary warm-up for the inevitable arrival of Marjorie and her acoustic guitar, both of which brought new life to the proceedings even though she only knew three songs by heart...
Tricia had wanted a lovely holiday picture of herself and daughter Kimberly, but since Kimberly had thrown a tantrum and was in time-out, Tricia opted to pose with her portrait instead, thus ensuring a pleasant snapshot for that year's album...

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Forget Tricia & Kimberly...What's up with that creepy Santa Claus?

Poseidon3 said...

Kimberly sent him in from the family room to kill her mother! LOL