Tuesday, September 17, 2019

9/17/19

Amelia Fay proudly won first place in the 46th Annual Bricker County Spelling Bee when her only other opponent spelled "cat" as "k-a-t"...
Just before it was time to leave the pool deck, Glen ordered a Singapore Sling and a pair of wire snippers, the latter to help cut off his swim trunks once he reached the cabana!
...and so once again, just as they were about to snap a commemorative photo for their album, Uncle Hal felt the need to slip away and answer the call of nature rather than pose with his wife Carol and nephew Alan.

6 comments:

BrianB said...

Wow, when I won the spelling bee all I got was a pad of lined paper and gold colored pencil that said along the side "From Your Friends at the Corning Kawanis"! That bitch Amelia Faye got a trophy big enough to use as a room divider! Years from now when her back hurts so bad she can't lift a donut, we'll know why!

BrianB

Poseidon3 said...

What can I tell you... The Bricker County educators really wanted to promote scholastic excellence. LOL

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Nice try, Glen! I know you want us to believe you've got the same waist you had in high school...but, I suspect there's been a little sucking-in-of-the-stomach just prior to the photo being snapped.

Poseidon3 said...

Even so, I wouldn't mind a little sucking-in with Glen! Ha ha!

Shawny said...

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”

Poseidon3 said...

Ha ha! Maybe the two of them went off and opened the Bates Motel.