Thursday, November 29, 2018

11/29/18

Annabelle just couldn't help it. While there was a drop or two of guilt in knowing that her coworker Shirleen was compiling a bridal registry while Annabelle was secretly seeing the groom-to-be, she was finally getting her back for all those hallway and locker room pranks when they were in high school together...
After his owner Wilbur complained about the cost of straw and feed, Mr. Ed attempted to help make ends meet by working as an office assistant. Unfortunately, the boss wasn't keen on saliva-covered memos and nose goo on the shared adding machine...
Right from the start of their blossoming relationship, there was tension between Ken and Larry because both of them wanted to drive and neither was keen on sitting in the passenger seat!

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

11/27/18

Weekends down at the Okefenokee Swamp combined two of Raedeen's favorite hobbies: sunbathing and cookin' up a mess of crawdads!
Hearing the telephone lineman pull his van up into the driveway, Roger readied himself for the inevitable ring of the doorbell...
Even though many in the village were skeptical, Raymond was no less adamant that he qualified for the annual ritual of the virgin sacrifice to the volcano...

Thursday, November 22, 2018

11/22/18


Happy Thanksgiving from Krazy Kaptions!

Julianne thought perhaps she'd gotten an awfully large turkey for the holiday, but, after all, Jim liked turkey croquettes, turkey sandwiches and turkey hot brown and it was up to her hired lady Betty to carve the thing anyway...
And so Mrs. Alden brought Timmy, Mike, Rex and Jennifer into the dining room and demanded to know which one of them had left deep bite marks in the torso of the female pilgrim from her Thanksgiving centerpiece...

While the other pilgrims set about clearing the land and building their homes, the Mullins children determined that the very first thing they wanted in The New Land was a volleyball court!
Bonus Pic! May you have less trouble (and more help!) locating the wishbone than our dear Patty did. She started in on it before the company got there, which was one problem...!

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

11/20/18

Hugo and Jace were SO glad they picked out this spot on the shore of Lake Asbury, right near the ladies room and the drinking fountain. For them, it beat the view of the lake!
Raised on a farm, Celeste was used to being woken each morning by the crow of a cock. Now living in California, she was risen out of bed by the sounds of her neighbor Chad, up early each day to do his morning stretches and isometrics!
Tammy and Roy always wondered if they should admit to their children that their very first meeting had taken place on the plastic mat from a game of Twister. Somehow it never sounded as romantic as it felt at the time...

Thursday, November 15, 2018

11/15/18

Celia happened upon a terrific new dating scheme. She'd don her flimsiest bikini and "accidentally" crash her bike into the fancy cars of eligible men. If they were a particularly good catch, she'd often lose her top in the process, too!
Philip, Terrence and Michael-Paul spent a long, fun day at the beach, but had a whale of a time explaining their unusual tan lines to their wives when the got back home...
Felicia enjoyed her visits with Aunt Hortense whenever her masters went away for the weekend, but it did disturb her that Hortense was making attempts to train her as an attack dog!

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

11/13/18

The Jonathan-Christopher Theatre Initiative was known for both its unusual approach to Shakespearean plays such as "As You Like It," shown here, as well as some long-lasting and rather notorious cast parties!
Initially after expulsion from The Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve roughed it in the wilderness for a while, but with perseverance they were eventually able to do a land-lease on a three bedroom/two bath ranch in a suburb of Goshen, Ohio...
Despite all the chatter about how they never got along, there were indeed times backstage during the filming of My Little Chickadee that Mae West and W.C. Fields got along rather well, such as in this unpublished photograph taken after some wardrobe fittings.

Thursday, November 8, 2018

11/8/18

Melvin didn't think too much of Edwina as a golfer, but he brought her along for the front nine because not only did she provide some welcome company, but she'd always been pretty good at locating his balls...
Though she ordinarily enjoyed being babysat by Great Aunt Frances and Great Aunt Harleen, Erica rather swiftly changed her mind on the day they offered her this choice of swimming options: a baby pool filled with ice-cold water or a trash can filled with warm!
All the work that Stefanie's mother put into picking just the right fabric and sewing her dress for the Miss Sunshine Pageant was for nothing when the young lady failed to maintain a smile during the competition and even smirked during an interview question.

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

11/6/18

Jim's party was such a success that it spilled over from the living room and dining area into the kitchen, but Lorena and Miles were disappointed that it was too crowded to dance in there...
Violet and Chet's wedding was one of the rare cases in which the bridal party outnumbered the guest list, making the banquet hall a bit low-key as the invitees waited for pictures to be snapped outside!
Though competition was fierce for the title of Mr. Fort Bragg, it was at last down to two contestants and in a few moments the winner would be declared.

Thursday, November 1, 2018

11/1/18

Louie and the Lean-Tos were a moderate success with gigs at the Jaycees, the Kiwanis Club and, as shown here, Boy's Club of America, but Myron (third from the left) was deemed just a little too rock & roll for the otherwise serene band and was let go after eight months...
The warm sun, spring air and just general feeling of spontaneity led Sybil to allow one strap to fall off the shoulder in the hopes that it might attract a suitor at the 4th Annual River Rock Garden Brunch.
Thanks to some recent crude oil spills in the gulf near their seaside home, some swimmers (such as Giordo and Papillo, shown here) had to do a soap-down before exiting the water after their daily strokes.