Thursday, July 27, 2017

7/27/17

In what was a first for the city of Morrell Park, Philadelphia, type-1 diabetic bride Denise insisted on a wedding cake made of liver pâté instead of the usual, sugary, frosted confection...
Maid of Honor Veleka was worried enough about wearing satin on the big day for fear of wrinkles, but was becoming further distressed after having to repeatedly squat down for posed pictures prior to walking down the aisle!
The ceremony had been long and even a bit tiresome and the appetizers scant thus far at the reception, so Leesa, Anton and Giselle eagerly awaited the ritual sacrifice if only for something interesting to do...

2 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Nothing says "I love you" more than meatloaf.

Is she just wearing a veil with her nurse's uniform???

I pray that the bridesmaids of Dracula don't get too close to that candle...and that the sprinkler system is functioning properly!

Poseidon3 said...

Yeah... not much wedded "bliss" in this one! ha ha!