3/31/14

Ramona Lou and Pete thought that little Lorri's expression was a result of the bliss that came with spending the weekend at their house, but in reality she was reacting to the permeating scent of Little Kings Cream Ale that oozed out of each one of her step-grandparents' pores.

Allison's birthday was permanently marred when she dropped one of her party favors under Esmerelda the Magypsian's skirt and happened to look up.  The entertainer was wearing thigh-highs and nothing else, which baffled the heretofore sheltered birthday girl...

The more she thought about it, the more disgusted Juleann became at the thought that, before she'd had his kid, she was the one who got to help open Bo's presents, not Missy...

Everyone liked to take Willa spelunking with them because not only could she fit through the slimmest of crevasses, but she also could sometimes merely step over some of the more treacherous sections of ground and help find a better way across the terrain.

The rest of the Rosenblums scoffed when Irving declined to gather in so close to the prize-winning family flower, but they later realized how bright he'd been when he was the only one among them to not have his poly-knit trousers irrevocably snagged on thorns as they broke apart from the pose.

While Kimberly's friends were watching her open all her presents, Dick thought it might be a good time to slip away and relieve himself in the cabana.  Unfortunately, he'd forgotten to wear his glasses, resulting in quite a little puddle on the rec room floor!