Friday, January 31, 2014

1/31/14

Cynthia was staggered by Art's proposal, but before she answered him, she had to weigh the knowledge that she'd be marrying someone whose hair would always be twice as big as hers...
Forced to improvise when the regular raft of ladies failed to show up at Stogie's Saloon and Dance Hall, George and Doug found that after the first few numbers (and the first few whisky & waters), they really didn't mind the gals failing to show!
Though George Burns is the one who emerged with the reputation of a cradle-snatcher, Groucho Marx was also no slouch when it came to dating attractive younger women and did so right up until the end...
Janice demanded that Tiffany tell her immediately what it was that possessed her to skip into the middle of her birthday party and moon all the grandparents, so Tiffany indicated the punch bowl in the breakfast nook, which Janice had neglected to label "Adults Only!"
Anton Wallenda believed it was never too soon to get members of the family prepared for life in their tumbling act.  However, he also learned that the best - and cleanest - practices came BEFORE Robbie had his dish of Quaker Oats and not after...
Raejean had long heard that everything was bigger in Texas, but there was nothing that could prepare her for the payphone at The Cattleman's Club.  Not only was she unable to lift the receiver off its cradle, but she didn't even have a dime big enough to stick into the side of it!

3 comments:

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Still impressed by the endless collection of AMAZING photos you are able to dig up...or are they submitted to you by friends???

I'm tempted to forward you some from my own family albums (only I don't think mom would be too happy!)

Keep 'em coming!!!

Poseidon3 said...

Glad to see you're still with me, Knuckles! (NO ONE visits this blog...)

I don't reveal my source for the pictures. If I don't have some sort of krazy kaption in mind for it within the first glance or two, I don't use it. I have to have a germ of an idea in order to come up with a kaption fast. (You know... I have that whole other blog with TONS of work in it to see to as well!) :-)

Thanks for continuing to view them. I'm glad you are enjoying the photos!

Knuckles Girlyskirt said...

Don't know how rights would come into play...but most of these (with the captions) would make great greeting cards or postcards!