10/9/13

Friedrich and Kurt Von Trapp had survived their climb across the Alps and the trip to America only to discover that their new step-mom had arranged a decade or more of piano and music lessons to keep them from playing outside in their new homeland.

For Charnelle, perfection was the rule at all of her Pinot Grigio and Fromage Mille Bornes nights and she did not appreciate Leonard leaving a stray Perrier bottle on the mantel mere moments before the guests were to arrive!

Mary Sue loved to decorate her baby carriage with colorful hydrangeas... until the day her neighbor Mrs. Crackleflank discovered where they were coming from.

For Michelle (lower left), sheer torment was the only way to describe her reaction to Sylvia and Glen's flamenco guitar routine.  Thankfully, though, a stubborn jealously window soon put a stop to the festivities, though not before leading to four stitches...

Everything had gone completely according to plan for Todd, Vernon and Timothy at their audition for The Lawrence Welk Show... until Vernon let his six-month prison stint and two previous divorces slip out in conversation...

Scoff if you will, but Sniffles not only knew how to surf, but came in 4th, 7th and 3rd at the Halukuhuahua Invitational before prematurely retiring to enjoy life with an Irish Setter named Kippy, who he met on the beach after one of his practices.